And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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