Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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