he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
40s are totally the cure
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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