shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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