and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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