idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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