we're chasing vodka with high fives
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
