Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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