whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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