Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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