I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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