Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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