yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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