Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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