I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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