whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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