Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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