Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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