One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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