I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Be still, my beating vagina.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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