Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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