I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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