Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You can't just leave with hair like that
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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