There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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