I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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