Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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