i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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