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he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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