I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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