I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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