remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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