I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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