we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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