before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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