Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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