i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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