she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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