garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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