Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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