Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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