Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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