SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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