Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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