So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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