How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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