im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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