He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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