Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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