what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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