I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Randomize
