have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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