I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
