Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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